This “Blue Ball” card was sent to Crystl. Translation:
Crystl!
Hallo! I thought I would draw you a dinosaur type thing on roller skates. I have no idea why it’s angry. Maybe it is wearing rental skates that are too tight. xo! Rakka
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Today’s note was sent to Chotda. Translation:
Chotda!
The Ladies Bronchial and Mabel Syrup, the Treacly Teachers from Twickenham (by way of Wantage and Wadhurst), do hope that you will enjoy the accompanying silver platter and that nothing will be lost in translation. xo! Rakka
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Saturday’s mail was Bunny bound. Translation:
Because it had laser sharp eyesight, this bunny was employed at a rabotics institute. xo! Rakka
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This Atari card went to Shed. It doesn’t really require a translation since I didn’t write anything but, in case you’re not used to ransom notes, it reads “Of course he’s the fucking farmer.”
This Nori Amos card was sent to Slogrl. Translation:
Slogrl!
Holly was ok with being Sally Tomato’s tomato but these flowers were really getting up her nose. xo! Rakka
I don’t have any Nori Amos cards left for sale but there are others to choose from in my Etsy shop!
This Ham Solo card is going to Pip. Translation:
A long time ago in a galaxy fart, fart away everything was full of stars. O.M. G. xo! Rakka.
I don’t have any of these cards left for sale but I do have others available in my Etsy store!
This Playmobil Astronaut card is heading to Jens! Translation:
You’re so Kuu-l!
You guessed it! I’ve got astronaut cards in my shop!
Audrey Corne (Meal) was sent to Megan. Translation:
This optimist made the glass half full.
I no longer have Audrey cards in my shop but there are many others to choose from!